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So don’t judge us, not until you walk 140 characters in our tweets. Just look at the Facebook pages of Kenyans in diaspora, with their breathless streams of political consciousness, tinged with Machiavellian teachings hoping that will change the political panorama. And so the most they can do, in response to your Facebook updates is to poke you. You know what we secretly laugh at behind your backs, dear Diasporas? I’m sorry, was your grumps buried in Brookhaven, Atlanta? Do they imagine we are super humans not to get killed by the numerous, mines, IED’s and snipers outside Loita Street? And you don’t want a politician poking you, trust me. When you come visiting and you tell us smugly, “ You know, back at home…” Back at home? You are called Moguche, how many native Londoners are called Moguche? Do we, as Kenyans, have a special contract with God? I remember feeling such gutting sympathy for him when we parted. It’s easy to feel sympathy for fellows living abroad, right up until they land at JKIA, then the bottom falls off. Do you know how much guys living abroad ploughed into the economy in the first five months of this year? That’s a lot of dough, about 10% of what Kamwana is bringing back from the East! We could use every yen, dollar and rupee we can lay our hands on now, especially during these trying moments that some of our governors have decided to conduct county matters from plush hotels where they live. But can you imagine that since you left life also happened to us? And just because you are back in the country after 10 years doesn’t mean all these things stop and we have to lay banana leaves on your path to Mercury Lounge. But it’s not your right, so don’t sulk and brood and feel unappreciated. Don’t go to Mama Oliech’s for fish and when the bill lands you ask the poor waitress if they can accept dollars!Him, out there, in that bleeding cold that makes your nails pale and your tongue blue, so far away from home, wondering who else will be buried in his absence. But your financial contribution notwithstanding, we need to straighten out some issues, guys. It’s illegal to burn music for local artists, so don’t ask us to. Secondly, the legal tender of Kenya is Kenyan Shillings. That waitress is from Kochia, the dollar is a currency she isn’t well acquainted with.He lived in Northern Ireland, which is really next to the end of the world, and he is probably the only black guy for thousands of miles before you run into a Nigerian.I asked him when was the last time he was home and he said 11years ago. I asked him what he missed most about being home and he surprised me by saying, “attending funerals for close ones.” He said he had missed his father’s funeral (it was cheaper to send money for burial), something that seemed like a monkey on his back. Most of us grew up and that came with different priorities. I know it might seem like we have lots of time on our hands back here but we don’t.This year’s ceremony was held at Radisson Blu Hotel Nairobi on the 29of April under the theme “Enhancing credit through customer scoring” where diverse people in the banking industry bagged awards in various categories as a pat on the back for a job well done.

There is this time I walked into this shoe shop in Dublin, Ireland. I had on this hoodie with “Safaricom” emblazoned on its front in green. He then rattled on, asking about home and how it was “back there.” Asking about politics and things.

I think there were Oriental Commercial Bank, (formerly BCCI) and Chase Bank (formerly Western Kenya Bank).

You could say Chase Bank has three lives,” said Mr Ochieng Oloo, CEO, Think Business Limited during the 2016 Banking Awards gala.

And please don’t ever say “you Kenyans,” That’s just racist. I had this retarded conversation one day with some diaspora.

Kenyan from Texas (KT): Biko, I want to go to the Barclays in Loita Street, is it safe?

There is this time I walked into this shoe shop in Dublin, Ireland. I had on this hoodie with “Safaricom” emblazoned on its front in green. He then rattled on, asking about home and how it was “back there.” Asking about politics and things.I think there were Oriental Commercial Bank, (formerly BCCI) and Chase Bank (formerly Western Kenya Bank).You could say Chase Bank has three lives,” said Mr Ochieng Oloo, CEO, Think Business Limited during the 2016 Banking Awards gala.And please don’t ever say “you Kenyans,” That’s just racist. I had this retarded conversation one day with some diaspora. Kenyan from Texas (KT): Biko, I want to go to the Barclays in Loita Street, is it safe? In fact, he had missed tons of funerals for close relatives. On a light note I asked him if he had a kiosk in Belfast and he laughed, that distinct Kenyan laugh that starts from the diaphragm and doesn’t leave it. We can get very busy between spending time in traffic jams and Facebooking.